Thursday, January 26, 2006

CASE # 34: CHIZURU + STASH



SUBMITTED BY: STASH'S FRIEND
LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: NADA
INFO: Ok. This may at first seem cruel, but I believe that it's something the world should be made aware of. The following is an phone email exchange between my friend and a student over the course of a week or so(we both work in Japan). Bear in mind that he never dated this girl, never saw her in a social context, she asked for his email for some help with something. It's not like they were seeing each other a bit and he changed his mind, she is someone he has met a few times in his entire life while teaching. I love the way that you can chart the progression of his irritation.


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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


TODAY I WANTED TO SAY U ONE THING... THANK YOU SO MUCH.U TAUGHT ME SOME IMPORTANT THINGS. U R MY HERO!(TOO GOOD?) ANYWAY C U SOON!

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FROM: STASH
TO: CHIZURU


THATS NICE OF U TO SAY... BUT IT IS A BIT TOO GOOD... IM GLAD THAT UVE BEEN LEARNING A LOT..

(He keeps it civil but short)

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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


HI! HOW ARE U? TODAY,I COULDN'T MEET U AT (school name) . SO I WAS DISAPPOINTED! BUT,I DREAMED OF U LAST NITE.IT WAS SO GOOD! DO U HAVE ANY PLAN ON THIS THURSDAY? IF U FREE,LET'S GO TO DRINK!

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FROM: STASH
TO: CHIZURU

UMMM... MAYBE NOT. IMA LITTLE WORRIED THAT U STILL WANT MORE THAN THAT. HOPE THATS OK.

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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


IF U REFUSE IT,I'M OK.NEVER MIND. BUT,I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IF I LOVE U,WHAT IS THE MOST
PROBLEM? OF COURSE I KNOW MY ENGLISH IS POOR,I DON'T HAVE ANY CHARM.AND U'LL
GO BACK TO CANADA. SO WHAT?

(I think you've answered your own question there,love)

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FROM: STASH
TO: CHIZURU


IM SORRY CHIZURU BUT I DONT THINK U UNDESTAND. U SAY U LOVE ME,BUT U DONT REALLY KNOW ME. IM FLATTERED AND ALL BUT ITS NOT ABOUT U ANYWAY. I DONT WANT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WHICH IS SOMETHING U OBVIOUSLY WANT.ALSO I DONT WANT TO FEEL BAD FOR BREAKING UR HEART WHICH WOULD HAPPEN INEVITABLY.IM SORRY BUT I HOPE U UNDERSTAND.

(OK, balls out of the bath. She must have got it now.)

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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


I KNOW.YOU ARE RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW YOUR ALL. STASH,I JUST LIKE UR ATMOSPHERE.ANYWAY,WHY DO YOU AVOID SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP?

(serious relationship...or you?)

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FROM: STASH
TO: CHIZURU


AHHH... ITS A DIFFICULT QUESTION... BASICALLY IM TOO YOUNG AND IMMATURE. SHORT
RELATIONSHIPS GIVE ME MORE FREEDOM AND R MORE FUN FOR ME. I DONT WANT TO B TIED TO
ANYTHING. HOPE U GET IT.

(She must. She has to.)

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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


I ALSO YOUNG, IMMATURE. IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO GROW UP TOGETHER? I DON'T WANT TO TIE TO YOU.ON THE CONTRARY, I WANT TO HEAL TO YOU.

(?!)

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FROM: STASH
TO: CHIZURU


SORRY BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE AS I DONT WANT TO GROW UP YET.

(I think that's about as blunt as you can be without using four letter words)

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FROM: CHIZURU
TO: STASH


I GOT IT. BUT PLEASE KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. YOU SHOULD ENJOY YOUR TIME. YOU ARE FREE. I DON'T DISTURB IT. AH, I JUST WANNA BE WITH YOU..

This last one went unanswered...

2 Comments:

Anonymous Just a Girl said...

Wow. Obsessive much? Maybe she didn't really know how stalkerish she was starting to sound because meanings were lost in translation... Or maybe she just wanted to find some foriegn guy to marry and get the heck up outta Japan for a change of scenery.

11:43 AM, February 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Stash's friend here seems like a bit of an asshole.

Reading the text messages didn't do much for me, it was the comments from Stash's PMSing buddy that entertained me.

2:15 AM, May 02, 2006  

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