Tuesday, December 18, 2007

'TIS THE SEASON


Hi everyone. How are you? We're lovely, thanks for asking. Everyone excited for Baby Jesus' B-day? Did everyone come here to read one-sided small talk? Right. Moving on.

What does everyone want for Christmas/ Hannukah/ Kwanzaa? If you'd like help airing your dirty laundry, or assistance on the path to closure... we can help. If you'd like to start 2008 free from the demon you call 'the ex'... we can help. If you have an extra all inclusive trip to Christmas Island or some old letters you want to get off your chest... we can help.

Just tell Uncle Charles + Aunt Dwayne what you need.
Help us, help you.

There's a new letter below. Eat it.

Love Always,
Charles + Dwayne

1 Comments:

Anonymous dick cheney's shotgun of holiday cheer said...

Poor Baby Jesus. Every year he gets born on December 25th, and less than four months later, somebody's nailing him to a knotty pine, over and over again. He must feel like Bill Murray in the film Groundhog's Day.

12:39 AM, December 20, 2007  

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