FAME UPDATE # 462

Hi Kids,

How's the misery? That's great. Sorry we haven't been popular lately but we want to remind you that you can change that by dumping whoever you're sitting beside at this exact moment. Heck, dump them even if you're not dating them. Dooo ittttt.

Moving on.

If there are two things we love more than receiving your heartbreaking letters, it's updates on older letters and press from articulate and attractive dames who've written for every magazine imaginable...including Playboy.

A lovely warm e-closure internet rub-hug goes out to both.

SEND US YOUR LETTERS.

Love always,

Charles + Dwayne